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Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Politically Correct Carols
The Ship of Fools web site talks about some of the ways to make the old carols right, and asks for you to vote on the year's worst politically correct Christmas Carol. Here are some of the changes their shipmates have observed,
Hark the Herald Angels Sing
Before: Glory to the newborn king After: Glory to the Christ child, bring
(We can't have any references to Kings in the PC World)
O Come All Ye Faithful
Before: O come let us adore him After: O come in adoration
(I guess they had to eliminate the masculine "him" in the hymn)
Once in Royal David's City
Before: When like stars his children crowned All in white shall wait around After: Where his children gather round Bright like stars, with glory crowned
(Was it racially charged to dress the kids in white?)
Brightest and Best
Before: Brightest and best of the sons of the morning After: Brightest and best of the stars of the morning
(There goes another masculine reference)
Joy to the World
Before: Joy to the world, the Lord is come Let earth receive her King After: Joy to the world, for peace shall come Let this be our refrain!
(Not only is the Lord struck down, so is the King)
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
Before: This day is born a Saviour Of a pure Virgin bright After: To you is born a Saviour In David's town tonight
I worry that the people of Bethlehem might be offended by the "little town" reference in "Oh Little Town of Bethlehem" Maybe we should change "little" to "bless-ed." (Remember the trouble Randy Newman got into with this song "Short People.")
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