Tuesday, April 01, 2008

News Flash

I have been recruited by Benny Hinn to comment on his sermons. This will necessitate a prolonged absence from ECOOS to follow my new leader. It is my fervent prayer that I can help exonerate him from any and all accusations against him.


  1. When you tire of snake handling, come on back. TEC welcomes all God's children.

  2. Too bad you weren't invited to comment on the Rev. Jeremiah Wright's sermons. Given our rector's peculiar affinity for Obama, such a critique might have been very interesting.