Thursday, May 03, 2007

Don't Leave the Episcopal Church! (It is just too much fun!)

The lunatics are running the asylum. The PB must be one if this article is true Oh sure, the rest of the world will catch up to the ECUSA in 50 years. Can she even imagine that 50 years from now the Church might turn in yet another direction? In 1957 America, who was the Jules Verne who predicted this day? The day where a divorced homosexual male Bishop of New Hampshire is going to get married to a man as soon as possible. The disgraced formerly married then outed homosexual, scandalized Governor of New Jersey wants to be an Episcopal priest? I will put on my "Man who Invented the Future" thinking cap and give it a whirl.
Dateline 2057: Wicca Priestess in the running for Episcopal Presiding Bishop. "Because of her love for all of nature, her deep understanding of the relationship between humans and the rest of the animal kingdom, and her "commitment" to the mission of the ECUSA she is considered to be a leading candidate for Presiding Bishop. The only questions being raised center around the possible resumption of ritual animal sacrifice. This may not be an issue as the ECUSA has as it's mission to include all of God's creatures under it's roof. This is often interpreted as all "living" creatures, but is argued by some to include those recently dead or soon to be sacrificed creatures as well.
Current Presiding Bishop Smith welcomes the nominee saying "This is in the great tradition of the Episcopal Church. My many wives and I are in support of this candidate."


  1. I am feeling better now. Probably because I am listening to David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust and the spiders from Mars "Stone Love". "Love is careless in it's choosing....the priest that types the word and told of love and how my God on high is all love..."

  2. In my previous postings, O Theophilus, I have made much of the fact that current--and previous--leadership in ECUSA has totally rejected traditional Anglican beliefs and adherence to Biblical norms preferring instead to be seen as "progressive" by adopting the false religion of John Shelby Spong, among others. On Sept 30, ECUSA will have the historic opportunity to declare itself outside the Anglican Communion and to sever the bonds which have tied us to the Mother Church since the early days of the Republic. God help us all.

  3. Theophilus? What a Godincidence. The Gospel of Luke was what brought me back to Christ.